KORIANDER: A CULINARY CRIME!
It lurks in our salads, deceives our tacos, and sabotages our soups. We say NO MORE! Join the global movement to expose the "truth" and banish this vile herb from our kitchens forever.
Uncover a Shocking "Truth"
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The Face of Culinary Deception
Witness the visual evidence of coriander's questionable existence. These images are presented as a public service. Viewer discretion advised.
"Behold! The verdant villain in its natural, unappetizing state."
"Even in decay, its nefarious aura lingers. Truly chilling."
"It prefers the shadows, plotting its next culinary catastrophe."
"Its true form is elusive, always avoiding full scrutiny. Suspicious."
(Important Notice: These are placeholder images. Actual coriander may appear even more sinister and/or disappointingly bland.)